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Lucky Charms with only marshmallows in the box is a dream. Lucky Charms with poison included? Not so much of a dream.
So some people get quite peeved when they are denied sex. Need examples? Check out the Florida Man who shot his wife in the ass for turning him down. Or read up on the woman who stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her. But now we have a woman that went the extra mile just to get out of sex with her husband.
Andrea Heming admitted to police to poisoning her husband’s Lucky Charms cereal in order to not have to have sex with him. Heming pleaded guilty to contaminating her husband’s cereal with boric acid, which is use to kill cockroaches. Heming even admitted to throwing some energy drinks and whipped cream into his cereal for some reason. Heming sure was desperate.
Heming’s husband suffered from diarrhea and nose bleeds for months before he realized what was happening, and who was responsible.
According to a police report, Heming told police that she “wouldn’t use that much to kill him, but just enough to make him not have an erection.” OK then. But even after admitting all this to police, Heming isn’t behind bars. Why? Well, she’s fled to Mexico.
The night before Heming was to be sentenced, and possibly sent to prison for up to 15 years, Heming fled the country, and has been hiding out in Mexico – at least that’s what police believe.
Her husband, only identified has ‘Ralph,” was shocked at what his wife had done, but not so much at her behavior, as she has been acting odd for a while: “She did reveal to me a story where she was a flight attendant at one time, and she had a customer — you know a passenger who was she said was unruly,” Ralph said. “She actually put sedatives in her drink.”
In conclusion: Don’t go over to Heming’s house for dinner.
h/t Daily Mail
