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Well, she should at least be glad it wasn’t one of those huge bronze dildos from ancient China.
A little while ago we shared with you a Snapchat story that a woman told everyone about the most bizarre sex injury she has suffered recently. But this time it’s the other way around, as Twitter user @babxannyy shared a story that has gone viral. And let’s just say that this story is about his girlfriend getting a vibrator stuck in her behind.
This story is NSFW, pretty raunchy, and pretty damn hilarious. Check it out below thanks to his Twitter.
so like I got a story for my followers today
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
The next day she comes home with this little vibrating dildo and doesn’t even say a word she jus look at me like this pic.twitter.com/mCLdPxrDYy
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
So we getting to it and shit I’m sucking her nipples & I got this lil device in my hand like bro what the fuck am I supposed do with this…
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
“Let me put this shit… UP HER ASS” pic.twitter.com/2sh4E0Kfwl
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
So I proceed to slip the lil dildo into her ass and she squealed like 1000 hyenas.. I thought I broke her asshole.
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
THEN SHE TURN AROUND AND ASK ME WHYD YOU STOP … IM LIKE pic.twitter.com/kB4nNv997k
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
Im thinking I jus revolutionized the sex game so I put it back in and push it as deep as I can. She loving that shit. Face lookin like dis pic.twitter.com/NE9aeHdSYV
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
BRUH TELL ME WHY I SHOVED THE WHOLE THING IN HER ASS
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
Meanwhile, my girl over there stuck in an orgasm. I never witnessed something like this in my life. On god She was possessed by cum demons. pic.twitter.com/Dr296wiO8h
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
I’m CRYING at this point, like I’m on the floor. ROLLIN. She trying so hard to complete a sentence and this all I see pic.twitter.com/4XrE8CsriM
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
So after I recuperated from laughing we continue brainstorming how the FUCK we are going to remove this energizer bunny from her rectum.
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
So she’s scared as fuck and I’m tryna calm her down. I told her she gotta squat and push…… Bruh… She running around my room like this pic.twitter.com/TD7AQlqbIh
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
She start screaming saying she can’t she can’t and I’m screaming back like “PUSH, PUSH” … bro she was giving birth to a vibrating dildo
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
She kept pushing for about 20 minutes (imagine, 20 minutes?) until the dildo dislodged itself from her anal cavity and fell onto the ground pic.twitter.com/b3VPulqOpU
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
As this goes on my mother banging on my door like ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ARE YALL OKAY’ & Im like ‘WE FINE WE PRACTICING CHILD BIRTH MA’ pic.twitter.com/Ntf5B4NJmy
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
Well that was a horrifying mental image.
h/t Distractify
