Photo: YouTube
This dude sure loves his chips.
People are pretty damn passionate when it comes to food — so much so that a guy in Florida once stabbed his wife, because she hit him with a burrito. We also can’t forget about the kid who beat his mother up with a hockey stick because he was denied Taco Bell. These are people who love stuffing their face with goods. And the guy in his story is no different.
According to Michelle Beaver, her 59-year-old husband George Beaver bit her in the face after she wouldn’t stop eating his Utz Sour Cream and Onion chips. And that of course led to George being arrested for simple assault and harassment.
Here’s what happened. According to Michelle, her husband was watching TV when she picked up the bag of chips. After George told her to “leave the chips alone,” Michelle of course didn’t, so pissed off George grabbed her by the face and bit her on the left cheek below her eye, tearing off a piece of skin. Man, that’s some zombie behavior right there.
But Michelle is no angel at all, as she is dealing with her own charges when she told a woman that she “had better watch her daughter because she was going to have her kidnapped and raped while [mom] was tied up and made to watch.”
Yep, so I think it’s pretty safe to say that this couple is meant for each other. They are clearly two useless, insane people.
h/t Busted Coverage
