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All in a day’s work.
While there are tons of terrible burglars out there who are clearly clueless — like the Florida burglar who mocked cops on Facebook and then got caught. Or like the burglar who got 70 years behind bars, and then got more time after insulting the judge, it’s pretty clear that these folks are not the smartest folks out there. And yet, I have to give it up for the burglar in this story.
A burglar is still on the run after it was discovered that this guy not only broke into an adult shop by making a hole in the roof, but he stole a sex doll. Oh, and he actually had the time to watch some porn while in there.
Dude Breaks Into Adult Shop, Watches Porn And Steals A Sex Doll
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According to Alan Brook, owner of the shop, the thief stole a Heidi Lauritsen sex doll worth about $373. Brook says he found a porn still playing on the shop’s computer when he went to check out the crime scene.
‘It’s probably an embarrassed customer who didn’t have the guts to buy it,” Brook explains. “There’s a lot of valuable stuff here he could have taken, like a computer and DVD player and a £10,000 photocopier. There must be £25,000 of kit in there but that doll was the only thing that was taken. It makes me wonder whether somebody has broken in just to steal that doll. That’s certainly the impression the police gave me.”
Brooks also had this to say: “It’s obvious they’ve also been watching porn on the office computer, the cheeky bugger. But apart from the damage, nothing else has been stolen.”
Well, at least Brooks is in good spirits after the break-in: “I don’t see a need to break in. We are cheap enough. Don’t be shy. Give us a try!.”
It seems like this burglar already has. Every night from now on thanks to his new doll.
h/t Metro
