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OK, so it wouldn’t work on any woman with an average IQ, but hey, at least this idiot tried.
There sure are a lot of people who try their best to use some creative excuses to explain things. We all remember the guy who gave his girlfriend the worst excuse ever for cheating, and the woman who gave her husband a quite reasonable excuse for a subpar sandwich. But the dude in this story really wanted his girlfriend to consider that maybe, just maybe his excuse was legit.
So it seems like this guy was caught in bed naked with another woman, who of course was also naked. And of course the woman in bed with him was not his girlfriend. So what was his explanation? Well, check it out below thanks to Twitter.
My friend found her boyfriend literally in bed with a woman, both completely naked. But bro nailed the alibi imo. pic.twitter.com/mOIyjT8y8N
— Sarah(B.I.)G. (@sarahg1561) February 22, 2017
Either that guy thought of that excuse beforehand, or he’s just really great at improv, and should perhaps consider joining a comedy group.
And if you’re wondering how this gal responded, well maybe this will give you an idea.
@katlauv she laughed at him, left, and threw his shit in the trash. She’s never spoken to him since
— Sarah(B.I.)G. (@sarahg1561) February 22, 2017
Seems about right.
h/t Barstool Sports