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Oh, so that‘s why this OJ tastes like horse piss.
According to the Associated Press, Customs and Border Protection agents seized 13 pounds of horse balls from two women arriving from Mongolia at Dulles International Airport in Virginia last month.
The horse nuts were mixed in with 42 pounds of horse meat that was hidden in juice boxes, but neither woman was criminally charged for their actions because one of them said it was for “medicinal purposes.” Along with the meat, agents also “seized and incinerated” three liters of yak milk.
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Apparently it doesn’t matter if you’re bringing horse meat and cock into the States for medicinal purposes or to start your own little glue or dog food factory, the bottom line is that it is “prohibited from entering the U.S. without an official certification due to fears of foot-and-mouth disease” and “Mongolian horse meat is always prohibited because of concerns about diseases.”
What medicinal purpose was in store for this particular batch of horse meat and testicles is unknown, but our guess is that if you don’t want to have to be treated with some kind of medicine yourself, you might want to actually take a peek inside your next juice box before you take a drink just in case the agents missed a box or two.
