Some Morons On Twitter Think Sportscaster Gerry Sandusky Is The Guy Who Molested Kids

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Patrick Smith (Getty)

‘Merica!

Jerry Sandusky is the former Penn State defensive coordinator who was convicted of molesting children several years ago and will be behind bars because of it until at least 2042:

Gerry Sandusky is the radio play-by-play announcer for the Baltimore Ravens, owner of the media and communications consulting firm known as The Sandusky Group and all-around great guy.

This is Gerry.

Photo: Twitter/Gerry Sandusky

Unless you’re a fucking moron, it’s pretty easy to see that while the latter shares the same first and last name (Gerald Sandusky) as the convicted serial child molester, the two unrelated men are very, very different from each other. Gerry is heavily involved in the Baltimore sports community, and Jerry was heavily involved in molesting underprivileged children.

Simple, right?

Well, the recent arrest of Jerry‘s son for alleged child sex abuse and child pornography has once again brought out the “brightest” on Twitter, as there actually people who are dumb enough to believe that Jerry has his own Twitter account and regularly uses it while he’s in the clink. And unfortunately for Gerry, those same imbeciles think he’s the child-molesting father of the recently arrested child sex abuser, and they’re letting him know how they feel about it on his Twitter page, one that clearly states he is “Gerry with a G. Baltimore sportscaster, voice of the Ravens, communications coach and author. No relation to the former Penn State coach.”

I’m not sure which is more disturbing, this last tweet or the fact that three people thought his words were beautiful. Good lord. Hang in there, Gerry…

h/t Barstool Sports

Twitter can be intentionally funny as well: The 20 Funniest Tweets About The 2017 Grammys

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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