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There are usually only two ways to look at a glass with water up to its midpoint. The more positive people will look at it and say, “Hey, that glass is half-full.” Meanwhile, the negative folks will take a gander at it and say something to the effect that it’s half-empty.
Well, if the young lady who wrote this obituary for her recently deceased father had a glass like that next to her, by the looks of things, it fell to the floor and shattered into a thousand pieces.
Probably The Most Scathing Obituary Of All Time
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Check this thing out:
“Leslie Ray ‘Popeye’ Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved.”
“At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges.”
“Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited [sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.”
“With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.”
“Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.”
Well then. Sounds like he would have been a perfect Trump cabinet member.
If you’re thinking about leaving a negative comment somewhere for the writer, go ahead, but she couldn’t give two shits about how you feel.
“Although I appreciate everyone’s concern, it would have been much more appreciated at any time during my childhood,” she said. “For those being cruel, please remember that you now resemble my father and I would be more than happy to pen your obituary as well.”
