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Something tells me the threesome would have been a tad more pleasurable than the stab wound.
While the 61-year-old woman from Florida whose husband rejected her sexual advances responded by punching him twice in the face, the woman in this story decided to take things a little further. How so? Well 42-year-old Teresa Gillard decided to stab her boyfriend several times with a scissor after he said no to a threesome.
According to a police report, Gillard told police that all she wanted was to invite her new female pal, a pal she had met at a local dog park, over for a threesome, which she and the victim “have always talked about doing.” But, Gillard’s boyfriend wasn’t up for it because “he wasn’t feeling well.” Well, apparently that didn’t bode well with Gillard, because after a verbal argument things escalated and Gillard allegedly stabbed her boyfriend several times in the arm and stomach with a pair of scissors.
Fortunately the man is alright, as he only suffered minor lacerations according to police.
Gillard did admit to stabbing her boyfriend in the arm, and she also admitted to drinking two shots of peppermint schnapps and a Budweiser Straw-Ber-Rita beer beforehand. What in the hell is a Straw-Ber-Rita? Well, Gillard knows what it is, and she also knows that she is facing felony aggravated assault and disorderly conduct charges for her actions.
h/t The Smoking Gun
