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If Collin McCauley wasn’t already thinking about changing names or switching schools before last week, well, now would be a good time to start.
According to WTAE, the 18-year-old Duquesne student is in deep shit after one hell of a Thursday morning spent allegedly stripping naked, urinating on the outside of a girls’ dormitory door, pulling the fire alarm to gain entry to the building and then grabbing several girls once he was inside.
“I walk out of my door and this man who is completely nude is outside of my door and trying to touch me,” Alecia Folino said. “It was really scary.”
McCauley allegedly grabbed one girl’s arm around 4 a.m. while he was butt-ass naked and then made his way to another room, where he proceeded to grab another girl before taking a blanket off of her bed.
“We saw his boxers on the floor and his pajama pants and pee everywhere,” Alexis Cook said. “This could happen anywhere. I normally think we’re a pretty safe dorm room and campus so it was just really insane.”
McCauley was eventually found in a stairwell by dorm staff members, taken to his room and then taken into custody around 8:30 a.m. He hasn’t returned a message from WTAE asking for his side of the story, but odds are he’d tell them that 2017 is already much worse than last year.
