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Well then, seems like this toy company really took the saying “hung like a horse” seriously.
Twitter loves to get together sometimes to either poke fun at someone, like they did when they poked fun at Donald Trump explaining movie plots, or to call someone out like when they called out Hilary Duff’s pilgrim costume. But this time around Twitter was baffled when they discovered a toy horse that was all man.
Twitter user Bob Velcoro shared a tweet that focused on a toy horse. Here is the toy horse looking pretty typical.
Photo: Twitter
But then you flip it over and you’re confronted with this…
Photo: Twitter
Yep, it’s a penis. Here’s the tweet Velcoro shared:
Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail pic.twitter.com/WB7WKJQKcI
— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
Velcoro also points out that only the horse came with this…detail…
The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks. Only the horse.
— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
And of course, Twitter chimed in:
@atbobb that’s a human dick
— Quinoa Appropriator (@MattAlwayswrong) January 5, 2017
@atbobb Even the horse doesn’t appear to understand what’s going on here
— internet alias (@styrovor) January 5, 2017
@atbobb @KevinCarson1 turns out there’s no non-creepy way around doll crotches
— anonymous (@chi_corgi) January 5, 2017
@atbobb I feel like it’s not even to scale tbh fail all around
— Roy (@yavin_alliance) January 5, 2017
@atbobb @alixmcalpine this makes me self conscious
— Dave Carlson (@TheDaveCarlson) January 5, 2017
There’s an explanation to this. According to Redditor Zeppelinfan81592, this toy developr sure loves adding human penises to his horses:
Photo: Reddit
Give it up to Battat toys for really sticking not holding back.
h/t Distractify
