Everyone loves getting a good and memorable Christmas card, but photographer John Cessna‘s Christmas cards are one that may scar you for the rest of the holiday season, and that’s because he holds no punches when it comes to…um…spreading the holiday dread.
It all started when Cessna’s own mother told him back in 2008 that he should “sober up” and start sending his own Christmas cards. Well, Cessna did sober up, and he did start sending his own Christmas cards. They are just probably not the type of cards that his mother had in mind,
Check out the type of cards that Cessna has been sending off to everyone, and also sharing on the internet for all of us to see.
Dude Makes The Most Hilarious And Inappropriate Christmas Cards Every Year
Well, it certainly looks like it has been a very dark and dreary Christmas in the Cessna household. Judging by these cards, I’m a little terrified of what 2017 holds, but looking at the fact that 2016 has been such a dumpster fire, I think we can all handle what’s to come.
h/t Someecards
But now let’s take a look at these cards: The Funniest Family Christmas Cards Of All Time
Dirty Xmas Cards
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Christmas 2008
Because the bathroom is still a man's throne.
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Christmas 2009
Drinking too much is the only way to get through the holidays.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2010
Looks like he had quite the night.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2011
Stuffing your face and ignoring everyone is one way to celebrate Christmas.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2012
I wonder what's under this Christmas wrapping...
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Christmas 2013
We do not talk about fight club, Christmas edition.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2014
This Christmas, make sacrifices for others.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2015
It has been a long, rough year.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna
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Christmas 2016
Yep, what he said.
Photo: Reddit/John Cessna