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“If you don’t satisfy me tonight, you’re a dead man.” Man, foreplay in China is fucked up.
According to The Sun, a 46-year-old taxi driver in China who was too tired to have sex with his 54-year-old wife recently probably won’t be doing so any time in the near future either now that she tried to hack off his penis with a cleaver.
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That’s right, kids. Liu’s wife Zhang claims that her husband’s lack of energy in the bedroom is a result from him taking other women to pound town, but Liu insists that it’s his lack of sleep from working such long hours that is killing his sex drive.
Regardless of the reason, Zhang allegedly told her husband that he would be a “dead man” if he didn’t give her pleasure, and that was damn near the case, as the sugar cane cleaver she picked up and swung at his pork sword left a “1.57-inch by 0.39-inch gash” to the left side of pecker.
Zhang has refused to visit her husband while he recovers in the hospital, but that’s probably a good thing for Liu. Well, and his penis. But hey, could always be worst — he could have completely lost his penis thanks to a chainsaw.
