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Well, if you’re still keeping score at home, humanity is dicked.
According to Barstool Sports, the geniuses at Cards Against Humanity once again protested the shitshow known as “Black Friday” by proving the fact that there is zero hope for many people out there by accepting donations for the makers of the hilarious card game to go out and do nothing other than dig a giant hole on an empty plot of land where there formerly wasn’t a giant hole in the ground.
Now, if you’re wondering just why in the hell a human being of sound mind would donate cash for something so asinine, you’re not alone, as that is an extremely fair question. But even more dumbfounding than that? You guessed it: The fact that people donated a total of $100,573 to make that hole a reality.
Well, at least they’re not liars.
Of course, another question that might be running through your head is why the gang at Cards Against Humanity would actually go through with digging the hole instead of donating it to charity, which again is a brilliant question that can only be topped by the company’s even more brilliant answer of “Why aren’t YOU giving all this money to charity? It’s your money.”
Well played.
You can find that gem in their hysterical FAQs section below, and in the meantime, if you actually threw money into this hole, do the world a solid and lock yourself in your grandma’s basement.
