One Hooker At The Bunny Ranch Is Offering A 50 Percent ‘Grab Them By The Pussy’ Discount This Month

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Still, even if you’re paying just half-price for it, let’s hope you’re going to do more than just grab that thing.

While these two porn stars were offering free blowjobs if they didn’t vote for Donald Trump, and these women were offering to send folks nudes if they didn’t vote for Trump, the lovely folks at the Bunny Ranch have an offer of their own.

According to Barstool Sports, there is at least one Trump supporter working at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada, and she’s offering up a 50 percent discount on sex parties through the end of month in what she’s calling her “Grab Them By The Pussy” sex special.

Harley Lane says all you have to do is show up to the Bunny Ranch with your “I Voted” sticker, and she’ll give you the ride of your life courtesy of one of her sex parties. And the best part is that you’ll only have to pay half price!

Now I don’t know how they are going to prove that you actually voted for Trump, or if you even support him, but hell, even if you voted for Jill Stein or you were one of those idiots who voted for Harambe, you can bet your ass you’re going to get some sex thanks to Dennis Hof and his ranch.

Thanks, Dennis. Keep showing everyone why you do what you do.

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