It appears as though even Ken Bone uses the internet for the same reason 98 percent of American male voters do.
Yup, it’s to look at naked women, so it seems Ken likes it as much as the guy who viewed porn at his job, got fired and still won a lawsuit against his former employers, and definitely as much as the person who left Pornhub open on a Home Depot fridge? And why is that? Just find out below.
Although, getting off of pictures of half-naked pregnant women would definitely drop him back into the minority of those voting in the November presidential election.
That’s right, kids. According to Post Grad Problems, the hero of last Sunday night’s presidential debate jumped on Reddit Thursday night to do an “Ask Me Anything” segment using his real username “StanGibson18,” so naturally, a bunch of people went back to see what he’s doing on Reddit when he’s not suggesting that Trayvon Martin’s murder was “justified.”
Well, it turns out he’s commenting on nudie pics, pictures of pregnant women in bikinis, his “sexually satisfying” vasectomy and of course, how he created fake insurance documents when he was a pizza delivery driver. Oops.
Oh, Kenny. Everybody knows that the first rule of insurance fraud is that you don’t talk about insurance fraud.
Well, we’ll see if the “Preggo Porn” fetish or fake insurance cards will come back to bite him in the ass, but even with this now on the table, we still think he’s more trustworthy than either of the two major candidates we’ll be voting for in a few weeks.
