Porn Company Offers Presidential Debate Hero Ken Bone $100K To Take Ladies To The ‘Bone Zone’

October 12, 2016

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While the debate offered some of the funniest reactions, as well as encouraged to do a video of Donald Trump singing Time of My Life with Hillary Clinton, the hottest dude in America right now? Yup, you guessed it: This guy:

That’s Ken Bone, the man who wound up being the most important part of Sunday night’s presidential debate.

Just how hot is Ken Bone right now? Well for starters, that IZOD red sweater he wore while asking whatever the shit that question was is currently unavailable online, either because Ken Bone is going to be 2016’s biggest Halloween costume or because he’s that damn sexy.

Oh, you don’t think he is? Well if he’s not the sexiest man on the planet right now, then why did the president of the adult webcam site CamSoda just offer him $100,000 and 25 disposable cameras to use at his disposal?

That’s right, kids. According to BroBible, the offer for Kenny to take us all to the “Bone Zone” is on the table.

ken bone gets offered 100K from an adult cam site because this is the world that we live in pic.twitter.com/23EjOoTSia

— Sara Yasin (@missyasin) October 10, 2016

The best part of the letter has to be where CamSoda President Daron Lundeen encourages Bone to check out the website while he mulls his decision, you know, as if Ken Bone has never been there before.

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