Sadly, there are horses around the world who don’t win the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes or Belmont Stakes and wind up finding their way into your glue, gelatin or dog’s dinner. But when you win all three races and become the first Triple Crown winner since 1978, you don’t have to worry about that, as your remaining years on the planet are filled with sex, sex and more sex.
And that is the life 2015 Triple Crown winner American Pharoah currently finds himself living out these days.
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According to major tool and sports business analyst Darren Rovell at ESPN, over the span of 137 days during this year’s breeding season, American Pharoah plowed…wait for it…200 mares, as horse owners were lining up around the block in hopes that his seed would eventually lead them to the promised land.
Stud: Triple Crown winner American Pharoah bred with more than 200 mares in the 137-day breeding season this year.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 11, 2016
Horse owners who wanted to see their mares ridden by the champion reportedly forked over $200,000 for each love-making session. That means what American Pharoah earned his owners on the race track is chicken shit compared to the $40 million he’s put in their pockets in just 137 days this year, making him the world’s most expensive male hooker.
And it sure beats what this guy did to a mini-horse, and what this pile of horse shit did.
