And Here We Have A Guy Playing ‘Wonderwall’ On His Guitar Using A Pink Dildo

September 30, 2016

If you were junior in high school when Oasis released “(What’s The Story) Morning Glory?” and bet your best friend six million bucks that never in your lifetime would either of you see some bro stare into a camera while he played the smash hit “Wonderwall” on his acoustic guitar using a big pink dildo as a pick, well, I’m sorry, man, but it’s time to pay the piper.

And now, here is “Wonderwall”

Beautiful stuff. Just beautiful.

I guess at this point you can either hit up your rich uncle for a loan to pay off your bet or move to Russia. I mean, either way, you’re dicked.

h/t Barstool Sports

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