Woman Wanted For Having Sex With T-Rex At Children’s Dinosaur Exhibit

Sure, there are people out there that enjoy having sex with inanimate objects, and then there are people who enjoy having sex with dinosaurs. Well, there is really only one woman, and the police are looking for her.

Police are looking for a woman who was photographed doing god knows what to a headless, baby t-rex statue at the Exmouth Dino Trail. And hey, there were kids around, too. Good going, nut job.

“I worry as children play with these dinosaurs, I was disgusted. I feel sick to think that children are anywhere near that,” one clearly grossed-out parent said.

Some are thinking this was just a prank gone wrong, but if that’s the case, exposing yourself and pretending to have sex with a statue near children isn’t the best way to go about a prank. Next time it would be best to stick with the old, classic banana peel. It’s harmless, and won’t land you in jail.

And here here is a closer look for those that were interested (heads up: it’s graphic)

The police continue to search for the dinosaur enthusiast.

h/t The LAD Bible

This guy better watch it: This British Guy’s Amazing Dinosaur Impressions Are The Dumbest, Most Hilarious Thing You’ll See Today