While one friend might give you his pants so you can take a quiz, other friends might prank you while you’re away and make your life a living hell. Which is exactly what occurred here.
Newlyweds Dave and Lianna Roe arrived home from their lovely honeymoon to find their home in shambles, with blow-up dolls facing out on the window being the first thing they saw. And the other windows? Completely boarded up, including a “Sold” sign out front, too.
And there was more.
There was also manure in their truck, a bathroom full of balloons, a closet full of canned food and spices with the labels removed.
“I was fully expecting it – it was revenge,” Dave explains. When Chris got married I wrapped his house in bale wrap and made it look like a bale – his cars, his hedge, his gates, so I was expecting it. Lianne saw the funny side. She thought on the way home from the airport they might have been nice and left us alone, but there was no chance.”
“They had put a three-piece bathroom suite in the porch – a bath, a sink and a toilet,” Dave continues. “They filled all the drawers with rice…they filled the sugar pot up with salt, and filled all the pillows with rice. There were some road work signs in the middle of the drive, and with my pick-up truck, they wired the foot brake up with the horn, so every time I touched the brake it sounded the horn. And he superglued the radio on full blast.”
While Dave sounds like he isn’t mad at all, I feel like a normal human would have gone on a murdering spree after all that. Right? Right?
h/t The Chive
