Boston Man Loses Both Of His Testicles After Trying To Fill Scuba Tank With Weed Smoke

A 27-year-old recreational diver’s attempt to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke failed miserably last Thursday night so I guess you could say that his once brilliant idea went “up in smoke.”

And apparently so did his balls in the process.

According to Barstool Sports, the Boston man’s testicles were “cleanly severed” after the scuba tank fell to the floor during a demonstration, exploded upon impact and sent metal shrapnel “flying directly into his lower body.”

Michael Fitzpatrick reportedly invited a number of his friends over to witness the greatness that was supposed to be his “scuba bong.” But thanks to a bunch of “celebratory drinks” before those friends arrived, the demonstration of how to hit that shit went horribly wrong, and now Fitzpatrick no longer has a beanbag.

Fitzpatrick’s friends called an ambulance, and he was rushed to a hospital, where doctors spent more than eight hours “treating his extensive wounds.” Unfortunately for Fitzpatrick, they were unable to save his grapes, something that one of his friends says will be tough to deal with.

“He’s one of the toughest guys I know,” the friend said. “He’ll take the fact he won’t be able to have kids pretty hard, though.”

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