Showing us why you’re here is not part of the registration process, sir.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 50-year-old Seattle man waiting to register as a sex offender in the lobby of a county office building last month was arrested after an employee noticed he was…wait for it…masturbating while standing next to a desk and repeatedly looking back at her.
A sheriff’s employee told police that Anthony Hardison also “had his back to her while he was moving his hips and his arm in an odd fashion.” After she “verbally confronted” him, the employee said Hardison “stopped what he was doing and completed his required paperwork and left the area.”
After police reviewed surveillance footage, they came to the conclusion that Hardison was indeed punching his clown in the office lobby, so they arrested him again for felony indecent exposure and categorized him as a “highest risk” sex offender.
Hardison’s latest arrest comes on the heels of a mid-July incident in which he admitted to exposing himself to several bus drivers, which perfectly explains why he was in the county office building last month registering as a sex offender.
