No one likes encountering bugs, especially when naked and vulnerable. But alas, that’s the precise predicament this girlfriend found herself in during her morning shower. Never fear, however, as her gallant boyfriend was called upon to identify the creature and eradicate any similar threats to his lovely “babe.” Such a quest shall be handsomely rewarded as well. That is, if we’re interpreting all the diagrams in the following letter correctly.
I suppose it’s possible she just plans to pinch the tip of his finger, but that hardly seems like a fitting reward for his efforts.
via Imgur
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