At least it won’t be difficult to pinpoint the reason why this guy didn’t want to take her to pound town.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 34-year-old Port St. Lucie woman was arrested and charged with battery last week after she repeatedly kicked her boyfriend in the face because he wasn’t in the mood to have sexual relations with her.
That wasn’t the response Furguson was looking for, so she “began kicking her boyfriend in the face while he was laying on the bed.” The poor bastard was able to escape his girlfriend’s wrath and call police, who noted he had “significant swelling to his right cheek bone and redness to his left cheek bone” when they arrived.
No word on what’s next for the couple, but since they live in Florida, the obvious next step is to get married.
