The Rio Olympics Are Killing It On The Unnecessary Censorship Front Without Even Trying

By Cory Dudak

There’s probably no cleaner sport than diving. So why does it seem so filthy? If you’ve been watching the 2016 Rio Olympic Games at all, you’ll know exactly what we’re talking about. If not, don’t worry, you’ll catch on pretty quick.

The question is, do those scores factor in shrinkage?

h/t Buzzfeed, all photos via NBC

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Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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