If you had to guess what alias a 37-year-old Largo man gave police early Sunday morning when they responded to a domestic disturbance call, odds are Dave Matthews, Pauly Shore or Mike Rotch would be near the top of your list.
Well, according to BroBible, the correct answer is “Dickface Johnson.”
Seriously, that’s the name Jeffrey Forrest Poole gave officers after first saying he was going to beat “every cop’s ass” when they showed up on his doorstep. Police said he took one swing at them, and even though he missed, he was still booked on charges of assault on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer with violence.
While that seems to happen on a regular basis in Florida and on its own wouldn’t make the incident newsworthy, the name Poole gave them when asked if he had any aliases definitely made his story a must-read.
Dickface Johnson is currently still behind bars in lieu of $5,150 bond, so who knows? Maybe that alias will wind up being fairly accurate after a few days in the clink.
