Florida Woman Prays With Her Eyes Shut, Crashes Car Into House

July 14, 2016

Oh, No, The Car Is Not Starting. Photo: MikeCherim (Getty).

That Carrie Underwood is full of shit, man.

According to the North West Florida Daily News, Jesus didn’t take the wheel when a 28-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman driving her car in the city of Mary Esther decided to close her eyes and pray last Thursday. Instead, the car plowed into the side of a house.

Florida Woman Prays With Her Eyes Shut, Crashes Car Into House

Woman who was driving while praying with her eyes closed hits house https://t.co/DvGm7GfDvX pic.twitter.com/ni0GJRAplT

— nwfdailynews (@nwfdailynews) July 11, 2016

Police said Ruqiyyah Abdur-Raqeeb-Sadiq drove through a stop sign and an intersection before hopping a curb and crashing into the house. She then became stuck in the sand when she tried to back out.

Abdur-Raqeeb-Sadiq received a citation for reckless driving with property damage after she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluations. Here’s to hoping at least one of those evaluations was of the mental variety.

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