Too bad for Noah Dassat that the avocado eye patch look isn’t what the ladies are digging these days.
But according to Fox 5, that’s exactly what the 33-year-old Santa Cruz, California, man is rocking after a Florida couple beat the everliving crap out of him last week when he tried to rob their North Port home.
Dassat was able to run away from the house, but police caught up with him at a nearby hospital after he checked in under a fake name. He was arrested and charged with armed robbery, criminal mischief and battery for somehow finding the only house in Florida whose occupants weren’t busy huffing bath salts under a freeway overpass.
