When the folks behind Twitter created it, I highly doubt they thought their billion dollar idea would be used for things like this, but unfortunately for them it is. While stories of high schoolers using Twitter to get dates with cheerleaders are nice, this story involves a penis, the White House and some retweets.
Twitter user Dan Chovy told his 4,000 plus followers that he would send a picture of his dick to President Obama (perhaps a farewell gift?) if he got 50 retweets. And not just any dick pic — but a picture of his junk inserted into a decorative wine bottle holder.
50 RTs and I will buy this, put my dick in it, and email the picture to the White House pic.twitter.com/sB2fDIq0Na
— danchovy (@danchovy) May 26, 2016
Dan got a hell of a lot more retweets than he asked for, so of course he did as he said he would.
Little does this guy know he’s about to have a medium-sized cock in his mouth pic.twitter.com/AYJeugPdAi
— danchovy (@danchovy) May 27, 2016
And if you needed further proof well here it is:
Hey @POTUS, check your email please! pic.twitter.com/QYutLi66Ox
— danchovy (@danchovy) May 28, 2016
Shockingly, Obama has yet to respond:
@matt_simpson84 @POTUS not yet. I think it’s time he made a public statement regarding the matter at hand
— danchovy (@danchovy) May 28, 2016
In conclusion: please don’t buy any decorative chef wine bottle holder you see on Craigslist today.
h/t The LAD Bible
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