Though I’ve never actually used the product myself, I assume that 5-Hour Energy comes in small bottles for a reason. Namely, to be ingested one at a time and, at most, twice a day. But if you’re an individual of an extreme persuasion who believes they could handle the energy drink in Big Gulp proportions for a boost that lasts all day (and possibly night), you may be forced to reconsider after browsing the following Amazon review.

Coffee, anyone?
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