What If Car Brand Billboards Were Honest?

By Cory Dudak

Tired of being lied to by every car billboard you pass by on your way to work? Well, you’re in luck. We designed our own slogans for several of today’s most popular automobiles and pulled no punches when it came to the types of people that actually drive them. OK, we still tried to give them some sort of a positive spin, but what’s a good advertisement without that?

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Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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