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Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo might be a guy with an annoyingly long name, but he’s also a guy currently facing charges of fleeing police, battery on a law enforcement officer, aggravated assault with a motor vehicle on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with and without violence.
One thing the 24-year-old Clermont man is not is a liar.
According to the Miami Herald, Ramos-Erazo was pulled over by a Lake County Sheriff’s deputy Thursday morning for doing 75 mph in a 55 mph zone.
His reason for speeding? You guessed it: He had to take a massive dump.
When the deputy told Ramos-Erazo to get out of his car, he refused, so the officer tried to remove him from his vehicle by reaching through the window and unlocking the door. At the same time, Ramos-Erazo stepped on the gas and beelined it for his house.
After pulling into his driveway, Ramos-Erazo ran toward the house but was tased by the deputy before he made it inside. He was then placed in the back of a squad car (a squad car that quickly morphed into a toilet because it turned out that he really did have take a shit).
And that, children, is why at least one Lake County Sheriff’s deputy will be patrolling the area with his windows rolled down for the rest of March.
