Can I tell you guys a secret? When I was four years old, I spilled a can of RC Cola on our living room carpet because I didn’t listen to my dad and put it up on the table. Fortunately, I spilled it when he was in the kitchen, so when he returned I told him that my one-year-old brother had reached up and knocked it over. My stupid brother was too young to talk and say otherwise, so I got away with it. Sorry, Dad. And sorry, bro. But it really was the perfect crime. OK, confession time over. I don’t know why I had to reveal that, but I feel 100 times better. Although my brother probably hates me now. You know, more so.
OK, enough of childhood drama, it’s time for the Funny Photos you’ve all been waiting for.