This Guy Is Desperately Seeking Piano Lessons, And He’s Willing To Pay Big

February 2, 2016

It’s not every day that someone puts up a flyer requesting piano lessons, but in this case it’s a bit of an emergency. And desperate times call for desperate measures. As a guy who once rented a saxophone and taught himself George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” in a month’s time just to dress as sexy sax man Sergio Flores for Halloween, I can attest that the goal of the following plea for help is at least attainable. However — full disclosure — that “big” compensation we referred to in our headline might have been a bit misleading, depending on your interests.

Now that you’ve had a good laugh, check out the flyer below the original for a little added chuckle. This Michael character sure has his life together.

(via Reddit)

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).