You wanna hear something that will turn your world upside down? Here it is: You replace every cell in your body every 7-10 years, meaning you are a completely different person than you were a decade ago. So don’t let anyone ever tell you that you never change. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t enjoy our daily funnies, either. Not even your boss. You march right up to your boss right now and tell them the fact we just told you. Then just snap your fingers and be on your way. And then go right ahead and look for another job because you’re most likely going to get fired. Or promoted. Either way, we take credit for the latter.
Now go have a laugh attack.