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That’s strange. We didn’t know girls in the South used condoms.
According to The Smoking Gun, police were called to a Myrtle Beach Walmart on Sunday afternoon after a 23-year-old stripper reportedly tried to steal condoms, lube and panties and then bit the finger off of a loss prevention officer who attempted to stop her.
Police said Carolynn Wright was approached by two female loss prevention officers after they watched her conceal the merchandise. That’s when Wright allegedly punched one of them in the head, causing bleeding around her left ear. She then turned to the other officer and bit down so hard on her finger that a portion of it fell off.
Wright ran out to the parking lot and jumped in a minivan with a 71-year-old man behind the wheel. Despite the fact that there was a person standing in front of the van, Wright demanded the man to “Drive!”
He did not, and police eventually pulled Wright from the minivan and arrested her. She was charged with felony aggravated assault, simple assault and larceny.
Unfortunately, the loss prevention officer’s portion of her finger could not be reattached, meaning that finger is done. And I guess you could say the same about Wright’s career on the pole, although it looked like it was fun while it lasted:
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You wouldn’t be able to tell based on the shithole Wright was snapping selfies in, but strippers make a boatload of cash: Stripper Posts A Photo Of The Whooping $3,345 She Made In A Single Day
