Somebody needs to get James Franco to India ASAP.
According to Express, a troop of asshole monkeys in India recently stoned a priest to death, making him the their third murder victim over the past year.
Temple priest Munna Mishra died Monday morning after the monkeys threw bricks at him while he was sweeping outside his home in Patna. One of those bricks hit Mishra in the face, and he died from the blow a short time later at a nearby hospital.
The monkeys were also responsible for the recent deaths of two other people, and local authorities say these killer primates aren’t dicking around, as school children have now become targets. Residents of Patna are on edge because the monkeys “not only snatch vegetable bags and other goods from the hands of people but also bite them.”
The local police superintendent said authorities have been instructed to round up the monkeys and send them to the Sanjay Gandhi Biological Park once they’re captured, which I believe is exactly what they tried doing in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.”
And I bring that up only because that plan didn’t work out so well for the people of San Francisco.
This dude gave the finger to a monkey. He shouldn’t have: Young Tourist Flips Off Monkey, Gets Drop Kicked By Monkey
