The last time we heard from Karl Ryker, he was busy tracking his masturbation habits over a three-month period and sharing the results with the Imgur community through a series of charts and graphs.
Well, it looks as though Ryker found nothing better to do with his free time in the three months that followed, as he continued to punch his clown to “solo” and “gangbang” videos at an alarming rate and record the results.
Here are some of Ryker’s more fascinating totals from his 184-day jerk-off-a-thon:
*On either Halloween or the day after, it looks as though Ryker masturbated for three hours. Sure, it wasn’t three hours straight, but three hours is three hours, man.
*His longest session was 80 minutes, which he said was a new record.
*At one point during the 184-day crankfest, Ryker pleasured himself thrice a day for eight consecutive days, which is something he’ll probably regret when he’s diagnosed with arthritis before the age of 30.
And here are the rest of his numbers:
Amazing stuff, Karl. I’m sure everybody at Jergens says thanks.
h/t Some Cards
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