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Something tells me the ladies weren’t as all over the red velvet cake this time around.
According to the Evening Times, a charity bake sale in the Scottish capital of Glasgow took a disturbing-yet-sexual turn recently, when an official noticed somebody had “rammed a sex toy through a chocolate cake.”
Somebody In Scotland Rammed A Dildo Into A Cake At A Charity Bake Sale
The charity bake sale was being held by the Glasgow City Council Friday morning, and officials were hoping to raise money for a Romanian orphanage.
“The bake sale was being held for employees to buy cakes and help raise money for charity,” a source told the Times. “However, the sale was called off and word quickly spread that all cakes had to be binned due to this malevolent act. By the close of business, the true nature of things came to light — someone had rammed a sex toy through a chocolate cake.”
In the meantime, it looks like those kids in the Romanian orphanage are going to get dicked again. Literally, this time.
