So we had a happy hour in New York City last night at Village Pourhouse. It was awesome. Trust me, I was there. So were a bunch of our fans. So I’m here to thank everyone who came out and made it such a success.
Why was it awesome? Well first of all, there was free booze all night long. Second, prizes! Who doesn’t like prizes? Second prize was a delicious bottle of whisky.
Then there was the grand prize: a Justin Bieber blow-up doll named “Just-in Beaver,” which we can’t picture here because it will probably get our prize winner fired from his respectable job. But yeah, it was a giant sex doll with “2 love holes.” So don’t say we never give you anything nice, folks.
Keep your eye out on our Facebook page for the next Mandatory happy hour. This one will be in Los Angeles. And it will also be amazing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take some Advil. My head still hurts.
