For the love of everything holy, someone please introduce Preparation H to this guy.
If you have severe pain in your butt and you think it’s hemorrhoids, you should probably reach out for some help and refrain from reaching out for a sword like this guy. What’s worse, there’s a twist at the end of this story that makes it so much worse than it already sounds.
Yan Wu, who works in Hangzhou, China, says he has been suffering from anus pain for about ten years, and he was so embarrassed to let anyone know of his issue that he instead decided to take care of it on his own. With a sword. It all seems like a bizarre take on the King Arthur story.
Wu used a small, but razor sharp, sword in order to attempt to cut out his hemorrhoids. Obviously it didn’t work out because Wu slipped and the sword became lodged in his ass (take a second to sit up in your seat, writhing in pain).
Wu actually allowed media into the treatment room as a warning to others. I’m sorry Wu, but no one needs a cautionary tale. No one will ever do something like this.
Wu apparently called into work and said, “I can’t come into work today. I have a sword stuck in my bum.” Sometimes work is a pain in the ass.
The sword seemed to be a type of key chain that was 10cm in length, and it was soaked in blood when Wu’s co-worker rushed him to the hospital. Doctors removed the sword and Wu was fine.
And here’s the twist: Doctors informed Wu he didn’t have hemorrhoids to begin with.
There are easier ways to get out of work, Wu!
Via Mirror
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