Hey, it sounds a hell of a lot better than learning in the back of your stepdad’s trailer.
At this point in our lives, many of us have probably earned some kind of degree for watching porn. But according to BroBible, there is now a “University of Porn” where you can learn how to be a porn star with guidance from porn legend Rocco Siffredi.
That’s right, kids. The star of films such as “Slutty Girls Love Rocco 5” and “Bitches in Uniforms 2” is offering up his knowledge to those aspiring to work in the adult film world in a new reality show set up as an institution of higher learning.
Of the thousands of applicants, Siffredi and his team narrowed down the inaugural class of the “Siffredi Hard Academy” to 21 – seven women and 14 dudes – who will have the chance to learn “positions that will work against the camera as well as recitation techniques in order to mold the ‘believable’ porn actors of tomorrow.”
No word if they also plan on teaching how to eventually come to terms with your father or how to get pooped on and pretend you like it, but this sounds like a must-watch.
Oh, and if you’re going to watch porn at a real university, you might want to plug in your headphones: Guy Watches Porn During Class…Forgets To Plug In Headphones
