Hallelujah.
According to the New York Post, a married, 67-year-old pastor at St. Spyridon Church in Washington Heights was forced to resign after it was discovered he was making cake farts sex tapes with the married, 45-year-old parish-school principal.
Someone anonymously sent the Post the video along with pictures that were allegedly downloaded from a computer in Father George Passias’ office. And, apparently, the gang at the Post got to watch Passias get worked by Ethel Bouzalas in one hell of a sex tape:
“In one scene, the bearded cleric, wearing only a white T-shirt, watches his long-haired brunette lover plant her thong-clad bottom on a piece of banana bread wrapped in cellophane. Bouzalas, wearing stiletto heels, oddly wiggles on the loaf until it is flattened — apparently a fetish known as ‘cake crush’ or ‘cake sitting.’ In another video clip, the pretty Peruvian rubs her feet on the priest’s face as they lie under a mirrored ceiling and she records his ecstasy at the encounter. In another tape, the priest performs oral sex on his lover while she is still clad in sheer pantyhose.”
Passias said he is now going to “fade out of this world for a considerable time according to God’s will.” A church official said he moved to live with his daughter in Chicago, which is a good move since they have much tastier cakes to fart on in the Windy City.
If cake farts aren’t your thing, try giving ice cream breasts a shot: Courtney Stodden Releases Odd Sex Tape Filled With Lots Of Ice Cream
