Maybe it’s just us, but $75 sounds pretty steep for weed anywhere in Florida, especially in Fort Myers.
According to WFLA, a 35-year-old Fort Myers woman recently called 911 to complain about her pot dealer shorting her some herb.
Erin Klich thought giving her weed guy 75 bucks and getting nothing in return was worthy of a 911 call, and actually, it did result in a police response. Unfortunately for Klich, they responded by arresting her for misuse of the 911 system.
When they arrived on the scene, police said Klich was still on the phone with the emergency dispatcher but took a break to tell them about the “tragedy” that had just taken place. They handcuffed her and put her in the back of the squad car, where they later found a bag of pot wedged between the seats.
That means she had the weed on her the whole time but called 911 anyway. If you’re having trouble wrapping your head around that one, don’t fret. It just means that you’re not an absolute moron like she is.
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