Bills fans are apparently feeling quite confident these days.
After destroying the Indianapolis Colts in their first game of the season, the Bills damn near pulled off the impossible and beat the visiting Patriots last Sunday. So, there is definitely a sense of optimism in Buffalo that this is the year their beloved team makes the postseason for the first time since 1999.
But that optimism and confidence apparently isn’t reserved just for what’s taking place on the field, as at least one male fan tailgating outside Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sunday took to Craigslist to let a female fan with “the most perfect ass in those light grey sweatpants” know how excited he was to see her.
And as far as we know, when he said she “had an ass like a nectarine,” he meant that as a compliment.
Let’s be honest: If you’re placing ads like that, it’s probably going to be at least a couple more years until you get laid again, pal.
Funny though. I’ll give him that.
h/t Barstool Sports
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