I remember looking at several choice slides and swing sets as a kid and thinking, “Those look like they’re going to be a good time.”
But this is ridiculous.
According to The Huddersfield Daily Examiner, a 46-year-old pervert from Stoke has been banned from any park or facility with a slide after he was busted “simulating a sex act” with a slide last month for the second time.
The Coventry Magistrates’ Court slapped Christopher Johnson with a three-year “Criminal Behavior Order,” which bars him from going to any parks, leisure centers, swimming baths, lidos or recreation grounds where there is a slide, after four people spotted him going to town on a local slide last month.
Johnson’s latest slide humping came just over a year after he was arrested for molesting a slide at a park in the town of Keresley.
Johnson was ordered to pay $434 in fines and court costs as well, and he must also go to rehab to seek treatment for his “sex offender” ways. No word on what he plans to do in the meantime, but you have to think that the slide ban means the teeter-totters of England better be on high alert.
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