Go ahead and adjust them real quick, fellas. That’s a tough headline.
According to Huffington Post, a 51-year-old woman in the North Carolina city of Jacksonville was charged with “malicious castration and assault causing serious bodily injury” after she bit her boyfriend’s balls during a recent domestic dispute.
Police said Martinne Delavega and her boyfriend were involved in a heated argument last Thursday, but she took it to the next level — and then some — when she sank her teeth into his giblets. The dude was luckily able to fight her off and get to a hospital where doctors patched him up with eight stitches.
He’s expected to make a full recovery, but Delavega sounds like she’s in for a world of hurt. I mean, we’re not sure what the penalty is for “malicious castration” in North Carolina, but you have to think it’s something like a thousand years behind bars. Minimum.
The good news for Delavega is that there are guys on this planet who are into that type of thing, so if she finds a way to avoid jail time, she might want to think about giving Marv Albert a call.
We’re sure there’s a special place in hell for this woman, too: Indian Woman Bites Off Husband’s Balls Because He Cooked His Own Food
