Meet Jestine Rands.
She’s a 20-year-old University of Iowa student who is not only the “New Member Educator” for the Chi Omega sorority, but apparently also likes to party.
And, according to The Smoking Gun, she’s someone who got piss drunk wasted Saturday night — and then pissed all over the floor of a local frozen yogurt shop.
Police said Rands walked into Yotopia, a frozen yogurt shop near the University of Iowa campus that calls itself “Iowa City’s Original FroYo,” and urinated on the floor shortly after 7 p.m. When they arrived on the scene, they noted Rands had bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech and an empty flask that reeked of booze.
Rands then told officers that her driver’s license was actually that of a friend, but cops weren’t buying it. Luckily for her, they only charged her with public intoxication.
To be fair, Saturday was a big day for University of Iowa students, as their beloved football team beat instate rival Iowa State by 14 points. So if the worst thing she did was piss on a yogurt shop’s floor, then she should consider that a win. I mean, they were going to clean the floor later that night anyway, right?
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