Let’s be honest: She couldn’t have been that upset when the cops put her in cuffs.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 19-year-old bondage enthusiast was unwillingly (this time) slapped with handcuffs last week after she was caught stealing a restraint kit from the Spencer’s Gifts store inside a Spartanburg mall.
Police said Taylor Aughtman was busted by store staff and a mall security guard walking past “all points of sale” with an “Under the Bed” restraint kit valued at almost 40 bucks. When a real officer arrived on the scene, he asked Aughtman if she had anything else in her possession that was stolen. Indeed she did, and the 8 pairs of panties she stole from Victoria’s Secret earlier were also returned.
Aughtman was charged with shoplifting and spent Tuesday night in jail before being released early Wednesday morning.
In a related story, if you’re looking to “enjoy positions you never thought were possible,” then being able to “turn your bed into a bondage playground” for just $40 sounds like the deal of the century.